Fear not, for I shall continue! Part 9! [ Post a new reply ] [ Back to the message board ] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This message was posted by Kate Malloy, posted on March 22, 2000 at 10:23:04 coming from No domain available This message is a reply to Well, the first few have disappeared, at any rate. ^_^; (nt) posted from Steve the Mad Scougall posted at March 22, 2000 at 07:43:07 WRITING CRAZY MESSAGE BOARD OMAKE TYPE THINGS CAN BE TRICKY, OR AT LEAST WEIRD Subtitle: In Which a New Author Enters the Fray Subsubtitle: More Self-Insertion Fun Subsubsubtitle: You know, one of these days the self-insert part's going to take over the entire impro Subsubsubsubtitle: Or maybe the titles will Started By Steve the Mad Scougall, aka Just Plain Steven Scougall, aka lots of other titles that I'm too lazy to look up right now This episode by Kate Malloy, aka Ciara, aka That Cute Female Dragoon, Or So W4 Claims, aka The Cofounder of Team K, aka lots of other stuff ***** Kate entered the Indie Madnesse studio, *not* dressed in her usual Dragoon armor. Instead she was wearing her Team K outfit. Why? Because she felt like it, that's why. "Hi guys!" Kate waved to ravi, Jonatan, Mark, and Ardweden (who was, at the moment, currently not chibified). What's up? Mark pointed to Steve, who was still being chased by W4. "Well, they've been running all over the place for the past few days, and we can't continue the story until they stop." "Why not?" Kate inquired. ravi shrugged. "Hey, it's your plot twist, not ours." "Oh, right. Well, I'll stop them, then!" She ran up to W4, exclaimed, "W4! Wai!" and gave him a big hug. W4 immediately blushed, noticed exactly how close he was to a female, nosebled, and fainted. An out of breath Steve walked over to Kate and the unconscious W4. "Thanks. But this was all an elaborate setup so you could hug W4, wasn't it?" She nodded and smiled cutely. "Fear me. I hug." Jonatan pointed to the frozen characters. "Um...can we get on with the story now?" Kate blushed cutely (hey, if I'm going to be here, I might as well be cute, right?) and nodded. "Right. Okay, here goes!" ***** Everybody was unconscious and covered in sand. Then, slowly, one by one, they began to wake up. Treisel and Tao were the first to wake up. Tao realized that she had somehow landed on top of Trei, and immediately turned a brilliant red. Hastily apologizing, she stood up and surveyed the wreckage of the pancake house. "What a waste of perfectly good pancakes," she said. "You're telling me," Waj answered. "Wait a sec!" Trei exclaimed, getting up. "Waj, where did you come from?" Waj shrugged. "I think I was in the first part, and then I disappeared into a plot hole. They're very comfortable places to stay, actually, but the only problem is that you're never entirely sure when you'll get out. Or even if you'll get out." ***** Honestly, I never expected to have to defend myself from a crazed, pink-haired woman who claimed to be descended from aliens. Nor did I expect to wake up and find two of my companions conversing with a large demon. In fact, at this point I decided that it was probably wisest to go unconsious again. ***** So Scarlett did. ***** Queen Uzume woke up in a foul mood. "Having a pancake restaurant collapse on you is not a happy thing! Having my bishounen waiter taken by some scantily-clad mecha pilot is not a happy thing! I'm not happy!! Youmabibble, go!" She threw a pink-and-yellow ball in the direction of the suddenly conscious again Ichiiro and Caldina. "OHOHHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!" Caldina laughed as she quickly got into her mecha and used its giant metal arm to knock the youmabibble ball away. "Feh," she feh'd. "That silly toy of yours is no match for me." The youmabibble ball then bounced in the direction of Danielle Hibiki, who flexed a mighty forearm at it. "OOSHA! The mighty Danielle Hibiki fears no oddly cute yet terrifyiing creature!" The youmabibble ball, in the face of such mighty taunting, turned in the opposite direction. Charles, Cleo, and Yoshi were having an argument. (It should be noted that technically Yoshi and Cleo shouldn't have been unconscious, for they're dead, but for the sake of the story, we'll just assume that dead people can, in fact, be unconscious.) "For the last time, Yoshi, I don't care if you're dead, I still won't be your girlfriend!" "But Cleo, I love you! My heart burns for you! I'd die for you...wait, I already did that." Somehow or another in the midst of the argument, Yoshi managed to accidentally bat the youmabibble ball away with his sword. It flew over to the remains of the entrance of the pancake restaurant and... "Hee hee hee!" Krin exclaimed as he entered. "There's bound to be lots of stuff I can steal here andACK!" The youmabibble ball collided soundly with the grinning, dumb-looking thief, and opened up to reveal a blue, furry, cute-in-a-rather-warped-sense creature with sharp claws and teeth. Krin took out his mighty needle...bwahahah! *snort* Excuse me. It's just when you have people with swords and axes and staves and throwing knives, how much damage can a stupid *needle* do...oh, sorry. Anyway, Krin took out his mighty needle...and was promptly mauled by the youmabibble. "That is sick," Kim remarked, attempting to smile #789 (the "That Is Sick" smile which looks a lot more like a disgusted grimace), but failed because of his missing tooth and ended up peforming #999 ("I need to get to the dentist and have my tooth replaced or I will forever be unable to communicate!") And then...everything froze. ***** "So, what did you think?" Kate asked her fellow authors. Jontan shrugged. "It was all right, I guess." "All right?! Just all right?!" Kate exclaimed angrily. Grabbing her lance from WeaponSpace, she proceeded to chase Jonatan, waving the lance around angrily. W4 woke up. "What'd I miss?" he asked. Steve groaned. "Apparently, we've ended up with another chase scene." WHO OR WHAT WILL END THIS CHASE SCENE? WILL KIM EVER GET HIS TOOTH FIXED? WHAT HAPPENED TO MARTINA? CAN UZUME'S YOUMABIBBLE BE STOPPED? WILL NEOVID RETURN? CAN THIS GET ANY SILLIER? (You bet!) All this and more, in the next episode, written by... WHO WILL WRITE THE NEXT EPISODE? ONLY TIME SHALL TELL. HEY, THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK! DAMMIT... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And now I shall rejump into the fray! Part the TENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! [ Post a new reply ] [ Back to the message board ] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This message was posted by Kichigaisakka W4, posted on March 22, 2000 at 20:12:20 coming from marconiis.com Mood of this message: This message is a reply to Fear not, for I shall continue! Part 9! posted from Kate Malloy posted at March 22, 2000 at 10:23:04 WRITING CRAZY MESSAGE BOARD OMAKE TYPE THINGS CAN BE TRICKY, OR AT LEAST WEIRD Subtitle: Heroes No More? Subsubtitle: [THIS SPACE FOR RENT, DUDE.] Subsubsubtitle: If You Keep Making Those Faces, They'll Freeze That Way Subsubsubsubtitle: BAMF! ENT! And GARGOOGLIGORKERS! Started By Steve von Scougallkziwjmblslkslenblkjasndfwernheimerschtein. This episode by W4 aka... aw, fuggit... */ \* W4 awoke. "What happened?" "W4! Wai!" Kate called out, hugging him. He turned beet red once more. "Blackmail pictures?" Jonatan asked. "Blackmail pictures," Steve replied, nodding. */ \* "Oh my GOD! This monster is eating me alive!" Krin cried as the Youmabibble shoved him down its throat. "OH, HO HO HO HO HO HO!" Caldara laughed. "While you flounder around here..." Caldara ripped off her skimpy flight suit and appeared in a skimpy black wedding dress. Iichiro ripped off his waiter uniform and appeared in a sleeveless tuxedo. "My darling Iichiro-sama and I shall wed! And then we shall take over the earth! OH, HO HO HO HO HO!" With that, the soon-to-be-wedded villains flew off in their mecha. "DAMN IT!" Martina shouted, punching Treisel in the face. Treisel reeled. "OW! What did I do?!?" he blurted out. Martina suplexed Treisel, shouting, "Nothing! I'm not angry at you!" "What a comforting thought," Treisel mused to himself as unconsciousness overtook him. */ \* A figure watched Caldara and Iichiro fly off. "So, Iichiro is going to marry that Targheiming slut, is he? Well, I shall put an end to that, for I am a 'Tutu-Clad Iichiro Hunter!'" Having announced that to everyone in the vicinity, the figure in a trenchcoat and pink, frilly tutu pirouetted off in pursuit of Caldara and Iichiro. */ \* "I'm telling you," Charles explained. "We need to collect breakfast food souls to defeat them. Now will you please put me down?" Martina idly tossed Charles over her shoulder. "You know what?" she snarled. "You all suck. I think I'll run off and be a villain, too. Later, losers." Martina dashed off in a blue aura. Dark Queen Uzume whined. "Waaaah!" she bawled. "The mean pink-haired lady doesn't like us anymore!" */ \* If there's one thing I hate, it's waking up to Dark Queens crying like babies. And if any narrations think of interrupting my soliloquies this time, I'll rip their metaphysical spines out. "..." the Third-Person Narrative said, wisely opting to stay in one metaphysical piece. Thank you. So when I woke up, I did what any other assassin-thief-mercenary-spy would have done. */ \* "OOOOOOW!" Dark Queen Uzume whined. "You hit me!" Scarlett shouted, "That's because you're a whiny brat! That does it! I'm sick of being one of the good guys! The pay is lousy, and everyone always expects so much of you! Well, screw it all!" She stomped out of the dilapidated pancake house. Kim looked around and sighed sigh #FLUB-BULF, the "Oh, Dear. Evil And Ennui Have Seized The Souls Of My Allies." "Y'know," Tao pondered aloud. "I'm sick of being a good guy, too." She ripped off her robes to reveal a dominatrix's outfit. She grabbed Treisel by the neck and gave him a deep kiss. She then fastened leashes around his neck and Waj's neck and dragged her two stunned travelling companions off. Charles sighed. "Tao is right. Good guys don't get any nookie. And besides..." He jerked his thumb at the still-bickering Cleo and Yoshi. "I can't put up with them anymore." He walked off. Dark Queen Uzume pouted. "Well... if everyone else is going to be evil, well, so am I!" she stated. "I'll... I'll... I'll have my youma beat up parking meters!" She charged off. Kim and Danielle looked at each other. "When in Rome, Crazy-Legs Kaphwan! OOSHA!" Danielle Hibiki announced, rolling away, the Japanese symbol for "Chafe" burned onto the back of her dark-pink gi. Kim Kaphwan sighed the same sigh. "So I'm the only hero left?" "Who said that?" Kim asked. "'Tis I, Sailor Back Hair!" Kim groaned. */ \* Meanwhile, in Las Vegas... "Do you, Caldara, take Iichiro..." */ \* Steve just BLINKED at what had transpired. Jonatan passed him a bottle. "Need some?" "I do now," Steve lamented as he took a swig. */ \* WILL CALDARA AND IICHIRO GET MARRIED AT LAST? WILL KIM AND SAILOR BACK HAIR BE ENOUGH TO DEFEATED THE EVIL FORCES OF MARTINA, UZUME, TAJ, SCARLETT, CHARLES, SAILOR DRAGON BARF, DANIELLE HIBIKI, RYOGA, CALDARA AND IICHIRO? WILL NEOVID EVER BE FREED FROM HIS SYRUPY PRISON? AND WHAT OF THE TUTU-CLAD IICHIRO HUNTERS? I have no rickyfracking idea. Write your own darn MB impro chapter, doggonnit.