########################################################## SENSHI MUYO Episode 5 - by William Sutton Original concept by Mervyn the Wonder Slug, (c) 1999 Hosted by Indie Madnesse (http://www.students.rhodes.edu/~knoke/indie/indie.html) ########################################################## The scene outside of Queen Uzume's Dark Castle of Happiness and Terror was a busy one in the opinion of the two observers who were walking up the rocky dangerous path to Uzume's castle. Repairs were in full gear and what was once a dark and forbidding castle is now a dark forbidding castle in a cage of iron girders. In the middle of the construction, Uzume in a pink hard hat was growing impatient with the foreman. "Why can't you!?" "Anyone can tell that these walls are magically colored!" "I want white walls! How difficult is that and this sky isn't happy enough why can't you dischant this gloomy weather spell?!" The foreman was at his limit with this bit(#/lady he didn't spend eight years in magical carpentry college to be yelled at he had a masters degree.) Most of his time was spent ignoring her or keeping his employees on task. Her curves were distracting and if it wasn't for the fact that she fried three workers already they would be practicing all the new stuff they learned in Chauvinistic speech 1000. "As I told you before miss we haven't found the focus for these spells. Are you sure their are no more rooms in this castle?" He didn't give her time to answer. "We'll have to do a hidden door survey, which means we'll need the I.R. equipment, air pressure sensors, and illusion sensors; this will cost 100,000 American dollars extra. Shiryo sighed hopelessly, "Will this ever end?" ############################################## Meryl was unhappy with herself. She couldn't get out of watching her sister Molly. Mother insisted that she take Molly with her to the store while she was out on a date with some new boyfrend named Dan. Molly was 12, she could take care of herself and if not she should learn at her age. She already could cook her own meals and clean her own laundry. They stopped in front of the store. "Molly no candy don't get any and definitely don't conjure up any. Remember what happened the last time. I will be very angry if I have to be strip searched again." That face Molly was trying the cute routine it was inevitable. "What a cute little girl!" said a female voice. Meryl was about to give standard reply #254 but there was nobody there. Strange. A cat could it be a disguise, maybe some demon who needs esper blood? "Molly, get behind me." "Wait! I meam you no harm!" said Carlisle "I don't belive you! Demons prefer that kind of disguise to sucker in little kids. next thing you will say is that I'm some kind of reencarnated magical girl destined to save the world," Meryl said in a bitter tone. ############################################## Mecavity and Genma were finally at the top of the cliff facing Uzume and her castle. "Why must you cheat in this bet Mecavity, just because Rei is cheating too? Leave Uzume alone." Genma had a bad feeling instinct told him to look up @#$#$ more rocks. "Duck!" Genma pushed Mecavity out of the way. "AAAHHHHHHHHH MY TAIL!" Genma's was alright except for the tail. "Hey you could pass for a beaver with that tail, it's paper thin." Macavity joked while Genma ran around in a fit of pain until he found a bucket of water. He put his tail in the bucket, instantly in less pain. But the commotion that they made attracted attention. They faced Uzume herself. This was not good. One kobold and one cat, she would think they were spies. "Um.. Good afternoon miss......" Genma stamered. "You must be the image consultant. I asked for one with magical girl experence so what do you think should be done with this castle." "Accualy I'm here to help you with something else" said Macavity "Then you must be a director for the tv show. I'm sorry but I've had a change of heart. I'm going to direct it myself!" "Nope. We have heard that you expresed an intrest in combat training for your armies so I'm here to teach them," said Genma.