[Black screen with white lettering reading, "On the LAST episode of 'Super-Deformed SadoMasochism...'"] [Scene: a high-detailed Victorian mansion. In front of the front door stands a woman in full Victorian garb (i.e. powdery makeup, 2-foot tall white wig, corset top, wide dress). On either side of the screen are two similar-looking men in victorian garb. The man on the left side wears a RED PETTICOAT, and the man on the right side wears a BLUE PETTICOAT. RED PETTICOAT is armed with a tuning fork, which he holds pointed at BLUE PETTICOAT'S neck. BLUE PETTICOAT is armed with a badmiton racket, and he holds it over his head as if ready to strike.] RED PETTICOAT: Lord Flugleblatt, you pusilaminous chanqure! How dare you defile the garden of Lady Buxingtom The Negative Fifth? LORD FLUGLEBLATT (aka BLUE PETTICOAT): Me? It is you, Sir Reginald Somethingorother, that causes Lady Buxingtom The Negative Fifth alarm with your vile presence, you gangrenous batsnappy! [The screen splits down the center. On top, we see SIR REGINALD SOMETHINGOROTHER'S eyes amidst a red background.] SIR REGINALD SOMETHINGOROTHER (VOICEOVER): There's only ONE way to settle this, you poxinous warblegardener! [The bottom of the screen shows the eyes of LORD FLUGLEBLATT amidst a blue background.] LORD FLUGLEBLATT (VOICEOVER): I'm ready when you are, you convolutionist duckblender! [Camera switches back to the high-detailed Victorian mansion. SIR REGINALD SOMETHINGOROTHER and LORD FLUGLEBLATT prance around each other.] SIR REGINALD SOMETHINGOROTHER and LORD FLUGLEBLATT: We'll prance... TO THE DEATH! La la la la la la la la la la la... [LADY BUXINGTOM THE NEGATIVE FIFTH looks utterly confused. She fans herself. MEENA's head pops in front of the screen.] MEENA: [deep voice] And the director was punished for lying. [Scene: a grey background. A portly man in a red beret, green t-shirt and brown sweat pants sits in a flimsy chair, yelling gibberish through a megaphone. After a second, a giant fish lands on him. Oddly enough, the chair doesn't break until two seconds after the fish strikes.] ---- An Indie Madnesse Message Board Omake Super-Deformed Sadomasochism Written by W4 With Inspiration And Invaluable Assistance From Mirisa Erato ---- [Scene: the inside of ROXANNE's house. It is lined with badly-drawn instruments of torture and unpleasantness. KAYLE, super-deformed, is on his hands and knees before a well-drawn ROXANNE who seems to tower over him. KAYLE is bawling and shaking his head.] [Camera switches to a view analagous to over ROXANNE'S shoulder. We see her left boot dig into KAYLE's right hand. KAYLE's eyes widen, and his hair stands up on end.] KAYLE: IT HURTS! ROXANNE (VOICEOVER): "It hurts" what, worm?!? [KAYLE switches into a soldier's uniform in the blink of an eye, his right hand still pinned under ROXANNE's boot. He salutes with his left hand.] KAYLE: [shouts] IT HURTS, SIR YES SIR YOUBETCHA! [ROXANNE kicks KAYLE in the face with her left boot. When she pulls her boot back, the boot mark is still on KAYLE's face.] [Camera switches to ROXANNE's face. She scowls in disgust.] ROXANNE: You will call me "Queen!" [ROXANNE chuckles throatily.] [Camera switch to SD KAYLE on the left and SD ROXANNE on the right. KAYLE is literally petrified with fear. ROXANNE is all smiles and giggles.] ROXANNE: [sugary] If you're extra special good, I'll let you call me Q-chan! [Camera switches back to ROXANNE's well-drawn face.] ROXANNE: [snarls] Now... [Close-up of ROXANNE's eyes.] ROXANNE: Lick my boots. [Camera switches back to ROXANNE-shoulder-view. KAYLE gags.] KAYLE: Eeeeeeeeew. [Switch back to ROXANNE's eyes. They harden.] ROXANNE: YOU WILL OBEY ME! [Camera switches to see ROXANNE's right arm pull back. It holds the strap from her purse. The camera follows the strap as it lands on the back of a well-drawn KAYLE.] [Camera switches to the face of a well-drawn KAYLE. He yells in pain in slow-motion.] KAYLE (VOICEOVER): I still remember the day that Roxanne changed forever. ---- [Scene: KAYLE and ROXANNE's high school. KAYLE and ROXANNE, both super-deformed, prance merrily in front of some crudely drawn lockers. Cheery music plays.] KAYLE: Roxanne? ROXANNE: Yes, Kayle-kun? KAYLE: What do you want to be when you grow up? ROXANNE: Hmmm... I think I'll be... [The music stops with an abrupt scratch. Close-up of ROXANNE's face as it changes into a feral grin.] ROXANNE: [deep, throaty] ...a dominatrix. ---- [Scene: The inside of ROXANNE's house. KAYLE is still yelling in slow-motion.] KAYLE: Ever since that day... [Camera switches to super-deformed ROXANNE whipping super-deformed KAYLE. ROXANNE is giggling maniacally. KAYLE bawls to the extent that water shoots out of his eyes. This goes on for three seconds.] [Camera switches to ROXANNE's eyes again.] ROXANNE: NOW LICK MY BOOTS, SLAVE! [Camera switches to over-ROXANNE's-shoulder view. Super-deformed [SD from this point onward] KAYLE, still crying, nods grimly. He opens his mouth, stretches out his tongue and uses it as a rag to buff and polish ROXANNE's boots.] [Close-up of SD KAYLE's face.] KAYLE (VOICEOVER): Oh, Roxanne! My dear, sweet, prudent Roxanne! What has become of you? [SD KAYLE lets out a sigh. An oversized drop of sweat appears on the right side of his head.] [Quick-switch to ROXANNE's eyes. She scowls. Her eyes narrow.] [Quick-switch to SD KAYLE's face. Roxanne's gloved hand snatches the sweatdrop off of him.] [Switch to ROXANNE's face as she angrily scrutinizes the sweatdrop. She turns to SD KAYLE.] ROXANNE: [angrily] DID I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO SWEAT? [Switch to side-view. SD ROXANNE clobbers SD KAYLE with the sweatdrop. SD KAYLE cries.] KAYLE: Forgive me, Queen! ROXANNE: Oh, ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! KAYLE: Forgivemeforgivemeforgivemeforgivemeforgivemepleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease! [Switch to SD KAYLE's view of ROXANNE. She crosses her arms and turns to the left.] ROXANNE: Hmmm... [Pause.] ROXANNE: I'll forgive you. Just this once. But I won't stand for sweaty slaves. Go take a herbal bath at once! ---- [SCENE: Roxanne's bathroom. There is an everpresent goth motif. What isn't pitch-black is blood-red. SD KAYLE, shivering with fear, tiptoes his way to the bathtub, obscured by a black shower curtain.] KAYLE: Scary scary scary scary scary scary. ROXANNE (OFFSCREEN): BATHE, SLAVE! [SD KAYLE leaps into the bathtub so suddenly, his clothes hover in midair where he was standing for two seconds before they plop onto the floor.] [Camera switches to KAYLE, sinking into the tub and getting used to the soothing waters.] KAYLE (VOICEOVER): Hmmm. This part doesn't seem too bad. [KAYLE sinks into the water and lets out a relieved sigh.] KAYLE (VOICEOVER): But what... oh what... am I going to do about Roxanne? MALE VOICE: Pass the soap, chum. [guffaws] Chum! That one gets me every time. [KAYLE's eyes widen. He looks at the other end of the tub.] [Switch to a side view of the tub. On the left is SD KAYLE. On the right is an alligator, sitting in the tub, smiling at SD KAYLE.] ALLIGATOR: Hiya. [Switch to an outside view of ROXANNE's house.] KAYLE: SUBA BORNEO! [The house shakes as KAYLE yells. Red kanji spelling "SUBA BORNEO" appears over the house. MEENA appears in front of the camera. He looks at the kanji, and then he looks at the audience.] MEENA: ...your guess is as good as mine. [MEENA leans towards the viewers] MEENA: [whispers] The kid ain't right, believe you me. [Switch back to the side view of the bathtub. SD KAYLE clings to the ceiling.] KAYLE: You're an alligator! [ALLIGATOR nods and waves.] ALLIGATOR: Call me Jeff. KAYLE: GET OUT OF THE BATHTUB! [JEFF crosses his arms as well as an alligator can and harumphs.] JEFF: How rude. YOU walked in on me. [SD KAYLE loses his grip and falls into the tub.] [Switch to a closer view of the tub. KAYLE pops out of the water.] KAYLE: There is NO way I am sharing a bath with an alligator, not even one named Jeff! [JEFF snarls, causing KAYLE to back up against the wall.] JEFF: You listen here! [Pause. KAYLE gulps.] JEFF: I don't swing that way! [KAYLE becomes SD KAYLE, facefaulting into the water. His head pops out.] KAYLE: That's.... that's not the issue here. ROXANNE (OFFSCREEN): I DON'T HEAR ANY BATHING UP THERE! DO I HAVE TO COME UP THERE? [SD KAYLE and SD JEFF nearly leap out of the tub, petrified with fear. They look at each other, then they look towards the door.] KAYLE, JEFF: No, my queen! [Silence.] [SD KAYLE and SD JEFF look at each other again.] JEFF: That lady scares me. KAYLE: ...me, too. [SD KAYLE and SD JEFF let out sighs, reverting to well-drawn forms. There is silence save for the echo of dripping water as they both look down into the water.] JEFF: ...so... KAYLE: ...so. JEFF: ...you gonna pass the soap or what? [KAYLE hands JEFF a bar of soap without changing his gaze.] ---- This was, as was the part before it, written in an hour. And it would STILL make for a better cartoon than SABAN's Americanized rendition of "Sailor Moon." You know it.