[SCENE: A crudely-drawn suburban neighborhood. Simple houses are drawn against a solid blue sky. A smiling sun shines on the upper-left corner.] [Enter KAYLE. He is an average-looking super-deformed boy with short black hair, bangs slightly covering his forehead. He is wearing a solid-green sweater, solid-blue pants and solid-white shoes. He skips/sails across the background, poorly animated. His eyes are closed, and he's smiling widely.] KAYLE: Tra la la! Lee dee dee! It's a frabjabulous day! [A blue bird, singing sweetly, perches on KAYLE's head.] KAYLE: Good morning, Meena! MEENA: [high-pitched chirping] KAYLE: Why, yes! It IS a frabjabulous day! [Close-up of MEENA's face. He's rolling his eyes, and his expression becomes serious.] MEENA: [low, gravelly voice] I was askin' about my fix, yo. KAYLE: [off-screen] What was that? [MEENA panicks, shakes his head and resumes looking and sounding cute.] MEENA: [high-pitched chirping] [Switch to shot of KAYLE with MEENA perched on his head.] KAYLE: Why, yes! As a matter of fact, I am off to see Roxanne! [KAYLE pulls a basket out of his pants. MEENA looks alarmed.] KAYLE: I'm going to invite her to a picnic! Wai! MEENA: [deep-voiced] I wouldn't eat that. KAYLE: Something wrong, Meena? [MEENA clears his throat and chirps sweetly. KAYLE shoves the basket down his pants again and prances merrily.] KAYLE: [hums to himself] Roxanne-chan! Roxanne-chan! [Scene switches to the front of a pink house surrounded by several colorful-yet-poorly-drawn flowers. KAYLE prances up the sidewalk and turns towards the house.] KAYLE: Oh, Roxanne-chan! [Camera switches to a front-door view. KAYLE prances up to the camera. He knocks.] KAYLE: Roxanne-chan? It's Kayle! Are you in? [The sound of a door opening slowly and creaking all the way is heard.] KAYLE: Oh, Roxa- [pause] [KAYLE's light-green eyes FLY open past the dimensions of his face. MEENA reacts similarly.] [Sudden switch to black.] KAYLE: BISCUTS AND GRAVY! ---- An Indie Madnesse Message Board Omake Super-Deformed Sadomasochism Written by W4 With Inspiration And Invaluable Assistance From Mirisa Erato ---- [Switch back to KAYLE's face. It looks like something Picasso scribbled in ten minutes.] KAYLE: Ro... Ro... Ro... [A guitar riff plays as the scene switches to a shot of ROXANNE. A stark contrast to KAYLE, she's drawn well and dressed to kill. She has blonde hair that extends to below her shoulder blades. She's wearing a black outfit that would make "Guilty Gear XX's" Dizzy blush, and she's swinging an Italian leather brown purse in a menacing fashion. She scowls.] ROXANNE: You're late. [growls] I thought I trained you better than that. [Switch back to KAYLE's face. It's marked with sweatdrops and a blue hue.] [MEENA, petrified with shock, falls off of KAYLE's face. A second later, an audible clank is heard.] [Switch back to ROXANNE. She sighs and whips her hair back in slow motion, sparkles shimmering around her.] ROXANNE: It can't be helped, I guess. I'll have to... [Dramatic pause. Close up of ROXANNE's face. She grins maliciously.] ROXANNE: ...retrain you from scratch. [ROXANNE brings the purse strap up to her mouth and slowly licks it.] [Switch to a side-view of ROXANNE and KAYLE. ROXANNE is now super-deformed, her oversized tongue slobbering all over the purse. KAYLE turns around rapidly and tries to walk away. ROXANNE grabs KAYLE with her tongue and looks pissed.] ROXANNE: YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE, WORM! [MEENA comes to and flies off, stage left. KAYLE reaches for MEENA in vain.] KAYLE: MEENA! Don't leave me here! Think of the worchestershire! [ROXANNE drags KAYLE inside and slams the door. The camera slowly pans out to a view of the front of the house.] KAYLE: AAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH! [Above the house, "By Zorknar!" appears in red kanji. MEENA flies in front of the camera.] MEENA: [deep voice, cheerful] That's Japanese for "By Zorknar!" Do you know what that means? [Pause. MEENA's features grow cruel.] MEENA: YOU DON'T, AND YOU NEVER WILL, PEON! [MEENA pecks at the camera, causing the view to crack and a shattering sound.] ---- What will become of Kayle? What diabolical plan does Roxanne have in store? What the hell is Meena? And, most importantly, how much will you pay me to not continue this?