From the MMK: 13."Yes! I am alive! And I am filled with goo. Mission goo." This is from a series of shorts on the show Animaniacs. The shorts, parodying spy and action movies, were about a large green blob of goo - named Mission Goo - that every episode would dress up in a costume and infiltrate something and completely fool everybody. So if Goo was wearing a suit, they'd think he was a spy; if he was dressed like Rambo, they'd assume he *was* Rambo; and etcetra. Goo never talked or anything, so they all just assumed it automatically. The best part of the series was the theme song, which they'd play at the beginning and end of every show. It went like this: o/~ When you're in disguise you look like human guys, but you're not a man, you're a mission goo. ~/o It eventually got left behind when Animaniacs got merged with Tiny Toon Adventures, so you don't see Mission Goo very much any more except in quick cameos. --This was the winner ^_^ 7."Nooooooorm Aaaaabraaaaaaaam!" Well, now, see, this was a Jim Davis creation. Jim Davis, the creator of Garfield, had a plan for a special week-long series where a large large Abraham Lincoln head would pop up and terrorize Garfield. Each day would have been a different character from Cheers; Sam Abraham, Norm Abraham, Cliff Abraham and so forth. Ultimately, though, he scrapped the idea of a giant Abraham Lincoln head in favour of an overweight dog squashing Garfield at every turn. It ran just a little while ago -- "ROOOOOOF DOOOOOOOOG!" and "ATTIC DOOOOOOG!" and "SLINGSHOT DOOOOOOOG!" and whatnot. So now you know... The Rest of the Story. --This *would* have been the winner, except for the pesky detail that it's "Norm Abram" rather than "Norm Abraham." ------------------------------------------------------------------------- From Metal, who sent in the *whole* *list*: 1. "I dreamt I was a moron..." I know this! This one was not said by Squall from FF8! Reason? He is a moron! This quite obviously was said by Heavy D! in chapter 12 of RECBT. He said that for 12 chapters after that! 2. He had prided himself at that moment on having managed to convey the impression that he had made a tick in a small box marked "Potatoes." This was a very powerful spell cast by Treisel and had been forbidden for many years. Later he was banned from the academy for using this spell and went on that wacky quest to reform a demon from hell and a girl who deliberately messed up her spells! Her name changed every week as well! 3. "Now you'll see why they call me Mesdoram." "Uh... why do they call you Mesdoram?" "Because it's my first name, stupid." This was Kim's wife's name in chapter 68! "Stone Cold" Steve is just a typo! 4. "What is black and white and makes you duck when it moves by?" "A nun with a spear through her head." The answer of course, is Frank Stallone 5. "He had threatened to kill me in public." "Why would he want to kill you in public?" "I think she meant he threatened, in public, to kill her." "Oh." This was posted on the message board after I swore to destroy the MMK. Remember? 6. "I am the Supreme Being. I'm not entirely dim." Mervyn said this after the message board had it's "not in charge" thread. --Note: I deny all charges. 7. "Nooooooorm Aaaaabraaaaaaaam!" I created this gimmick! "PAGE BREAK WILL NOOOOOOORM AAAAABRAAAAAAAAM!" 8. "I've been picking fights with most of my friends and family, and I've even won a few times. I should've beat Grandma, but she sucker- punched me when I tred to give her walker back." I plead the fifth! 9. "She's really protruberating!" Protruberating Kaphwan in #48. This was said after the author misspelled the name again! 10. "This was the darkened Items won't appear." This is a post on the old board I've hidden somewhere. Look for it! 11. "You see, evil is like...it's like a bowl of oranges, only one, instead, is an orange of doom... That orange has a fate... A fate to rule over the other oranges with an iron fist. That orange is me." Carver is validating his use of violence against the Self Inserts! 12. When my Legions of Terror park their vehicle to do reconnaissance on foot, they will be instructed to employ The Club. What do I think of this quote? http://rad_project_00.tripod.com/Randy/ddp.gif That's what I think.=) 13. "Yes! I am alive! And I am filled with goo. Mission goo." Russel says this every time he is revived in Self Extraction. 14. "We can't save the world from a CD player!" This is what they were going to save in Saving the World Again. They failed miserably and decided to go save something else. 15. "What's worse than square one? Negative bupkes? Minus zippo?" This was that in that chapter Extermen*seven* the Kap*zero*es. It should read: "What's worse than square two? Bupukes? Zippo?" 16. "Oh Lord, heal this bike." A valliant attempt to revive Axel from Sports Team 2001 by Lucky. It faiiled Miserably. 17. "No time for that now. I've got to go back in time and give condoms to your parents." This is going to be the reaction to this e-mail. You have mad psychic powers. --Note: Yes, I do. Unfortunately, I can only use them to kill yaks from 200 feet away. 18. "Shut up and BLEED, motherfucker!" This is the way The Interrupting Needles Kane interrupts everybod--"Shut up and BLEED, motherfucker!" See? 19. "Hey, look what washed ashore. A fish, a boot and a wrong answer." See above. 20. "That's the news, and I am outta here!" This was said by Flashback. The offical newscaster for RECBT. 21. "Those are not good noises...those are bad noises!" This is how your brain reacts 0.03 seconds into the "Wai!" song. 22. "You waited too long to make your move, and now you're in... The Friend Zone." King greets her next victim. 23. "I like my coffee like I like my women: cream and two sugars." True Pimp Kim confessions! 24. "It's the treat that can't be beat! Grandma's Chicken Feet!" I remember this in the news box that one day. You should advertise elsewhere. =) --Note: Again, I deny all charges. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From Mark Poa: 21. "Those are not good noises...those are bad noises!" Overheard in an elevator after a *very* loud fart. --This one came close. But he won second prize anyway, so I was saved a bit of deliberation.